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Don't worry, he's coming with me to investigate things.In the city? Jim asked.Yes.That's a great idea. You both should go. To the city.Curran and I looked at each other.He's trying to get rid of us, I said.You think he's planning a coup? Curran wondered.I hope so. I turned to Jim. Is there any chance you'd overthrow the tyrannical Beast Lord and his psychotic Consort?Yeah, I want a vacation, Curran said.Jim leaned toward us and said in a lowered voice, You couldn't pay me enough. This is your mess, you deal with it. I have enough on my plate.He walked away.Too bad, Curran said.I don't know, I think we could convince him to seize the reins of power.Curran shook his head. Nahh. He's too smart for that.

Ilona Andrews

Don't worry, he's coming with me to investigate things.In the city? Jim asked.Yes.That's a great idea. You both should go. To the city.Curran and I looked at each other.He's trying to get rid of us, I said.You think he's planning a coup? Curran wondered.I hope so. I turned to Jim. Is there any chance you'd overthrow the tyrannical Beast Lord and his psychotic Consort?Yeah, I want a vacation, Curran said.Jim leaned toward us and said in a lowered voice, You couldn't pay me enough. This is your mess, you deal with it. I have enough on my plate.He walked away.Too bad, Curran said.I don't know, I think we could convince him to seize the reins of power.Curran shook his head. Nahh. He's too smart for that.

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About Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.