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Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.

Ilona Andrews

Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.

Tags: magic strikes

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He joked while Dali cut him, mangling the words with his monstrous jaws, snarled with a pretended rage and dramatically promised to kirrrl youraaalll for this!

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About Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.