People are so damn sensitive about colour around here that you can’t even ask a barman for a jigger of rum. You have to ask for a jegro.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone.
Nothing is going to work out unless you step up and make it happen.
Happy girls are the prettiest
Its really hard to recall the day you became friends with special people.
One can talk good and shower down roses, but it's the receiver that has to walk through the thorns, and all its false expectations.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
He who dares not offend cannot be honest.
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.