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Nay, Nay! Try thou not.But do thou or do thou not, For there is no "try.

Ian Doescher

Nay, Nay! Try thou not.But do thou or do thou not, For there is no "try.

Tags: shakespeare, star wars

O Luke, I would not lose thee as I lostDarth Vader. His betrayal made my lifeA bleak and tragic thing. Thy loss untoThe dark would make my death a hellish, coldEternity.

Ian Doescher

O Luke, I would not lose thee as I lostDarth Vader. His betrayal made my lifeA bleak and tragic thing. Thy loss untoThe dark would make my death a hellish, coldEternity.

Tags: shakespeare, star wars

About Author
Ian Doescher (born 1977) is an American fiction writer, best known as the author of the plays in the William Shakespeare's Star Wars trilogy series, Verily, a New Hope (2013), The Empire Striketh Back (2014), and The Jedi Doth Return (2014), parodic retellings of George Lucas's Star Wars film trilogy (1977–1983) in blank verse and 16th-century style of William Shakespeare.

Be thou not technical with me,/Or else thine input valve may swift receive/a hearty helping of my golden foot.

Ian Doescher

Be thou not technical with me,/Or else thine input valve may swift receive/a hearty helping of my golden foot.

I pray thee, sir, forgive me for the mess/And whether I shot first, I'll not confess.- Han Solo

Ian Doescher

I pray thee, sir, forgive me for the mess/And whether I shot first, I'll not confess.- Han Solo

LUKE —But O, what now? What light through yonder flashing sensor breaks?

Ian Doescher

LUKE —But O, what now? What light through yonder flashing sensor breaks?

O help/ Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, help. Thou art/ Mine only hope.-Leia Organa

Ian Doescher

O help/ Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, help. Thou art/ Mine only hope.-Leia Organa

Thou truly art in jest. Art thou not small/Of stature, if thou art a stormtrooper?-Leia Organa

Ian Doescher

Thou truly art in jest. Art thou not small/Of stature, if thou art a stormtrooper?-Leia Organa

True it is,/ That these are not the droids for which thou search'st.-Obi-Wan Ben Kenobi

Ian Doescher

True it is,/ That these are not the droids for which thou search'st.-Obi-Wan Ben Kenobi

YODA Nay, nay! Try thou not. But do thou or do thou not, For there is no try.

Ian Doescher

YODA Nay, nay! Try thou not. But do thou or do thou not, For there is no try.

[Luke, holding stormtrooper helmet.] Alas, poor stormtrooper, I knew ye not,/ yet have I taken both uniform and life/ From thee. What manner of a man wert thou?/ A man of inf'nite jest or cruelty?/ A...

Ian Doescher

[Luke, holding stormtrooper helmet.] Alas, poor stormtrooper, I knew ye not,/ yet have I taken both uniform and life/ From thee. What manner of a man wert thou?/ A man of inf'nite jest or cruelty?/ A...