H.D. Smith Quote

How did you get hired? I checked the box on the application that said descendant by mistake. I’m dyslexic and I thought it said something else. Okay, I said, thinking that was the worst employment application mistake ever. And they all believe him to be the true ruler of Fallen?All the Mei-Bettys do. They’re, like, obsessed with it. It’s a little like restaurant-of-the-body-snatchers, you know? Then why do you work there? I asked. Clearly, you figured out something was wrong with them. Duh, but it pays well and they provide room and board. I sorta needed the job and a place to stay. It’s got free wifi, she said, as if that explained everything.

H.D. Smith

How did you get hired? I checked the box on the application that said descendant by mistake. I’m dyslexic and I thought it said something else. Okay, I said, thinking that was the worst employment application mistake ever. And they all believe him to be the true ruler of Fallen?All the Mei-Bettys do. They’re, like, obsessed with it. It’s a little like restaurant-of-the-body-snatchers, you know? Then why do you work there? I asked. Clearly, you figured out something was wrong with them. Duh, but it pays well and they provide room and board. I sorta needed the job and a place to stay. It’s got free wifi, she said, as if that explained everything.

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