“ But books were full of stories and stories were full of lies and lies hurt Jesus's feelings, so I didn't know what to think. I blamed my family. They were the ones who taught me so much about telling… Harrison Scott Key
“ In one terrible instant, that terrible thing happened, the single most tragic experience of my, and just about any, childhood: boredom. Harrison Scott Key
“ But having people meet my family was a secret fear. It would be like taking someone to a dark room to show them my anal fissures, and you can't just go introducing everybody to your anal fissures. Onl… Harrison Scott Key
“ Was I the only one who became unsettled and swoonish at the sight of a large, inverted carcass hanging from a tree, its vital organs strewn about like children's toys, the occasional pack of hunting d… Harrison Scott Key
