Es la hora de romper la ilusión.
El amor hace que quieras ser un hombre mejor, vale, de acuerdo. Peor a lo mejor el amor, el verdadero amor, también te autoriza para ser simplemente el hombre que eres.
El amor debería exigir que ambas partes de n lo mejor de sí mismas en todo momento. El amor incondicional es un amor indisciplinado y, como ya hemos visto todos, el amor indisciplinado solo conduce al...
Downstairs, I could hear the return of a long-lost sound: Amy making breakfast. Banging wooden cupboards (rump-thump!), rattling containers of tin and glass (ding-ring!), shuffling and sorting a colle...
Desi rarely says jackfuck or shitbag; he says swine, which sounds more poisonous on his lips.
Dad phoned to wish us happy anniversary, and I picked up the phone and I was going to play it cool, but then I started crying when I started talking—I was doing the awful chick talk-cry: mwaha-waah-gw...
But truly, it was a practical decision, a smart business move.
But one day I will wear him down, I will catch him off guard, and he will lose the energy for the nightly battle, and he will get in bed with me. In the middle of the night, I'll turn to face him and...
But I felt it now. Something was wrong, right here, very horribly wrong. I could picture Bob Nash sitting on the edge of Ann’s bed, trying to remember the last thing he said to his daughter. I saw Nat...
Because you can’t be as in love as we were and not have it invade your bone marrow.
And it's so far beyond fine that you know you can never go back to fine. That fast. You think: Oh, here is the rest of my life. It's finally arrived.
And if all of us are play-acting, there can be no such thing as a soul mate, because we don't have genuine souls.
An inside joke is like a symbol of friendship without having to do the work required of an actual friendship.
All this could have been avoided if I were less pretty.
How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: I like strong women. If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because I like strong women is code for I hate...
Teeth coming down on the tip of my
We stare at the wonders of the world, dull-eyed, underwhelmed. Mona Lisa, the Pyramids, the Empire State Building. Jungle animals on attack, ancient icebergs collapsing, volcanoes erupting. I can’t re...
Today I like my first ladies with a little bite.
This is Nick’s wife, Amy, who was born and raised in New York City. And her friends, plump and welcoming, immediately suffer some strange Tourettesian episode: They repeat the words—New York City!—wit...
There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not...