I would rather be a librarian, but I worry about the job security. Books may be temporary; dicks are forever. The
I'd never noticed him anywhere near the pool, but he knew my swimwear cold, which was flattering and alarming at the same time.
I'm a big fan of the lie of omission.
In truth, I wanted her to read my mind so I didn’t have to stoop to the womanly art of articulation.
It was about the worst outcome possible for my competitive wife: a town of contented also-rans.
It was an itinerary for an alternate life. If things had gone according to my wife’s vision, yesterday she would have hovered near me as I read this poem, watching me expectantly, the hope emanating f...
It's not easy, pairing yourself off with someone forever. It's an admirable thing, and I'm glad you're both doing it, but, boy-oh-girl-oh, there will be days you wish you'd never done it. And those wi...
Item 33: Get the fuck out of Dodge. Check, check, check.
It’s a very difficult era in which to be a person, just a real, actual person, instead of a collection of personality traits selected from an endless Automat of characters. And
It’s becoming quite a well-known disease. Popular. People love new and creepy. I remember when anorexia hit in the eighties. The more TV movies on it, the more girls starved themselves.
I’d always liked our inside jokes the best—they made me feel more connected to Amy than any amount of confessional truth-telling or passionate lovemaking or talk-till-sunrising.
I’d tried all my life to be a decent guy, a man who loved and respected women, a guy without hang-ups. And here I was, thinking nasty thoughts about my twin, about my mother-in-law, about my mistress....
I’m not someone who can be depended on five days a week. Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday? I don’t even get out of bed five days in a row—I often don’t remember to eat five days in a row.
Just like Nick, who destroyed and rejected the real me a piece at a time – you’re too serious, Amy, you’re too uptight, Amy, you overthink things, you analyze too much, you’re no fun anymore, you make...
Kansas City, Missouri, not Kansas City, Kansas. There’s a difference.
Kissi frowned ar him, then looked at me for explanation. I widened my eyes, grimaced: the look women give each other when they're embarrassed of the men they're with.
Len never said hello as a greeting; he said something like a yodel, He-a-lo!
Los irónicos siempre se deshacen cuando se ven confrontados con la más absoluta sinceridad, es su kriptonita.
Mi smo prva ljudska bića koja ništa neće vidjeti prvi put. Zurimo u svjetska čuda tupim očima, bez ikakva oduševljenja. Mona Lisa, piramide, Empire State Building. Napad životinja iz džungle, prastare...
Most beautiful, good things are done by women people scorn.
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