Her mind was both wide and deep, and I got smarter being with her. And more considerate, and more active, and more alive, and almost electric, because for Amy, love was like drugs or booze or porn: Th...
Lately, I've been leaning towards kindness.- Camille Preaker
– you always do the little fib if you think it will avoid a real argument. You’ve always gone the easy way. Tell Mom you went to baseball practice when you really quit the team; tell Mom you went to c...
Smart-boys fuck like they’re composing a piece of math rock: This hand strums around here, and then this finger offers a nice bass rhythm.…
If I had a dick, I would fuck this peanut butter, deliberately spraying cracker bits toward me. I think if you had a dick, all sorts of bad things would happen.
She said in the way you might wish someone good luck on the lottery.
So you can see why the whole hand-job thing felt like a natural career progression.
I was never really on my side in any argument. I liked the Old Testament spitefulness of the phrase Sometimes women do.
You don't ever want to be the wife who keeps her husband from playing poker - you don't ever want to be the shrew with the curlers and the rolling pin. So you swallow your disappointment and say okay.
Maybe I’d grow a garden of weeds.
Viveca's clients were mostly upper-middle class and lower-upper class.Being of these classes , they're easily offended.
One should never marry a man who doesn't own a decent set of scissors.
I’ve got to get him out of my head—he still steps on my lines from a hundred miles away.)
If you own a bar on your own, you're a player; if you own it with your beloved twin sister, you're–Irish.
If ifs and buts were candies and nuts we’d all have a very Merry Christmas,
Es ist ein Unterschied, ob man einen Menschen wirklich liebt oder nur die Idee von ihm.
You have to admit you’re a jerk and that everything was all your fault. So, like, what men are supposed to do in general, I said.
Instead there were paintings of sailboats, proper pastel pastorals, a portrait of Eleanor Roosevelt. The latter was particularly strange, since I’d known little about Mrs. Roosevelt, except that she w...
Every phrase had to be captured on paper or it wasn't real, it slipped away. I'd see the words hanging in midair--Camille, pass the milk-- and anxiety coiled up in me as they began to fade, like jet e...
I’m so sick of liberal lefty men practicing sexual discrimination under the guise of protecting women against sexual discrimination.
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