Gertrude Chandler Warner Quote

The problem with a philosophy or a belief is that you soon start changing the facts to fit it.

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

After your death you will be what you were before your birth.

The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.

I am all that hath been, and is, and shall be; and my veil no mortal has hitherto raised.

I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore.

Let my silence grow with noise as pregnant mothers grow with life. Let my silence permeate these walls as sunlight permeates a home. Let the silence rise from unwatered graves and craters left by bomb...

I looked long and hard for the paper roses! I found the reddest red ribbon, and a little golden card! We were all there together, many of us, in the same place; but I was the only one who found the pa...

Before you're given what you want, you'll first be tested with what you don't really want.