When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it
Freedom of Speech doesn't justify online bullying. Words have power, be careful how you use them.
Yesterday I was clever, so I took the glory for me. Today He makes me wise, so I give the glory to Thee
At least I rescued your poor hot dog.
Don't promote negativity online and expect people to treat you with positivity in person.
Don't hang out with people who are:UngratefulUnhelpfulUnrulyUnkindlyUnlovingUnambitiousUnmotivatedor make you feel...Uncomfortable
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight.
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age.
It's so hard to find the place somewhere in the middle of the best and worst I've felt.
In action a great heart is the chief qualification. In work, a great head.
A good character is not only about the good person people know you to be. Your ability to tell the truth about how bad you had been is also a good character.