“ A lot of artists start out as failed poets, then move on to being failed short-story writers before they finally break through to the big time and become failed novelists. Gary Reilly
“ She looked confused. She looked off-balance. That’s a technique I employ to get dates, and it always works. Gary Reilly
“ When I was a teenager, most fathers tended to go berserk when I asked their daughters on a date.... I discovered that all fathers go berserk when their daughters start dating. I have to assume this wa… Gary Reilly
“ Writers, even unpublished writers, have a tendency not to notice what’s going on around them when they are the center of attention. Gary Reilly
“ My imagination was running amok again. Twice in one night. This never happens when I’m sitting in front of a typewriter. Gary Reilly
