Claude Pistal is a creep! He is lucky I'm reasonably mild-mannered like Clark Kent.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
Do not be afraid of what should be afraid of you
I used to wonder if it was God's plan that I should be alone for so much of my life. But I found peace. I found happiness within people and the world.
When you're as hot as you are, no amount of ice will do.
Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and...
Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.