“ Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. Evan Esar
“ Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. Evan Esar
“ America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. Evan Esar
“ The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother. Evan Esar
