But in the meantime all the life you have or ever will have is today, tonight, tomorrow, today, tonight, tomorrow, over and over again (I hope), ...
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
My parents were working class folks. My dad was a bartender for most of his life, my mom was a maid and a cashier and a stock clerk at WalMart. We were not people of financial means in terms of signif...
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.
I have found so much beauty in the dark,as I have found a lot of horror in the light.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Yesterday i was clever so i took the glory for me. Today HE makes me wise so i give the glory to HIM.
People and institutions that refuse to admit error eventually discredit themselves.
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
Be a leader with a ladder, not a boss with an order.