I worked hard not to stare when she leaned forward, showing me more cleavage as she laughed. I’d consider my effort not to stare a moderate success.
I watched the road as the sun fell lower in the sky, and the vampire god beside me nobly scarfed down a slider.
I stared at my sister as she started walking back to us. Blood ran down her chin and was splattered across her face. He’s dead, she said. Thank you, Captain Obvious, I said.
How can you make jokes after learning such things? You learn to laugh, or you paint the walls with your brains. But what I said was, It’s how we cope.
Hopefully this girl gets a happy ending. The last two sure as hell didn’t. I
He knew exactly what he was doing with every atrocity he committed. There is no hope for someone who loses themselves to righteousness.
He glanced down at the paper, then looked at Sam. His jaw opened slowly and he turned back to the picture of Elizabeth’s mom. Fuck me, is that a pigeon head in her hair? Please tell me you did that. Y...
Have you ever eaten meat on a Friday? Mike asked as the stairs echoed beneath our footsteps. What? I said. Does cow count? Ah, then you were already going to hell, Mike said.
Good for naps, Alan said, stretching his legs out with a lazy smile. I gave Alan a slow nod. You’ve learned my most secret of secrets. You can never leave here alive. Just ignore him, Alan said. He ha...
Every attack should bring death. Every death should be legendary.
And the design is quite brilliant, Vik said as he demonstrated the movable bottom that pressed all the blood into the lid. Vampire Push Pops, I said. My sister grinned and elbowed me.
Almost on cue, both vampires snapped out their fangs and slammed them into the top of the cups. Vampire sippy cups, I muttered. Both of them stifled laughter in an effort not to spray the room in bloo...
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