Eric R. Asher Quotes

I stared at my sister as she started walking back to us. Blood ran down her chin and was splattered across her face. He’s dead, she said. Thank you, Captain Obvious, I said.

He glanced down at the paper, then looked at Sam. His jaw opened slowly and he turned back to the picture of Elizabeth’s mom. Fuck me, is that a pigeon head in her hair? Please tell me you did that. Y...

Your soul will rot in flames until the end of days. Oh, I said. At least it’s not something bad.

Have you ever eaten meat on a Friday? Mike asked as the stairs echoed beneath our footsteps. What? I said. Does cow count? Ah, then you were already going to hell, Mike said.

There is far more evil in the world than there are things trying to destroy it.

The world will try to beat you down. It will steal your will. The best thing you can do is kick it in the balls.

Everyone let out a sigh of relief as Carter came into view. Look what I found! he said as he held up the decapitated head of the other Alpha. I grimaced and said, Carter, you don’t know where that’s b...

There are days so great, you wish them to never end, There are days gone so bad, you wish them never to have been, And there are days when hell kicks in your front door.

Um, what did you say? He was screaming again. I said you almost hit the highway impact attenuation devices! The what? The barrels! The big fucking yellow barrels!

What? There is no better- Stop, never mind. I heard you the first time. What’s up with the wolf? Foster said as he looked at me. Gee, I have no clue. Was it the entrails?

And the design is quite brilliant, Vik said as he demonstrated the movable bottom that pressed all the blood into the lid. Vampire Push Pops, I said. My sister grinned and elbowed me.

Look on the bright side, Foster said. If it’s not the right thing, you’ll be too dead to worry about it. Carter grimaced. Thanks, I feel much better now. There is no better way to die, than to die wit...