Eric R. Asher Quotes

Let’s just go inside. Amen, Dominic said as he dropped out of the shadows behind Dell, who proceeded to jump and squeal. It was a manly squeal.

Hopefully this girl gets a happy ending. The last two sure as hell didn’t. I

He knew exactly what he was doing with every atrocity he committed. There is no hope for someone who loses themselves to righteousness.

Drag fertile human women into fairy mounds to provide milk for the fairy children.

Unless you consider pissing yourself and running away screaming a gift, which some do.

Every attack should bring death. Every death should be legendary.

There’re going to be a lot of unexplained scars in the morning.

Ale burns like a bitch when you shoot it through your nose.

I watched the road as the sun fell lower in the sky, and the vampire god beside me nobly scarfed down a slider.

Good for naps, Alan said, stretching his legs out with a lazy smile. I gave Alan a slow nod. You’ve learned my most secret of secrets. You can never leave here alive. Just ignore him, Alan said. He ha...

Have you ever eaten meat on a Friday? Mike asked as the stairs echoed beneath our footsteps. What? I said. Does cow count? Ah, then you were already going to hell, Mike said.

He glanced down at the paper, then looked at Sam. His jaw opened slowly and he turned back to the picture of Elizabeth’s mom. Fuck me, is that a pigeon head in her hair? Please tell me you did that. Y...

Everyone let out a sigh of relief as Carter came into view. Look what I found! he said as he held up the decapitated head of the other Alpha. I grimaced and said, Carter, you don’t know where that’s b...

How can you make jokes after learning such things? You learn to laugh, or you paint the walls with your brains. But what I said was, It’s how we cope.

I stared at my sister as she started walking back to us. Blood ran down her chin and was splattered across her face. He’s dead, she said. Thank you, Captain Obvious, I said.

I worked hard not to stare when she leaned forward, showing me more cleavage as she laughed. I’d consider my effort not to stare a moderate success.

There are days so great, you wish them to never end, There are days gone so bad, you wish them never to have been, And there are days when hell kicks in your front door.

Tired of hunting down sources of milk for the kids? Call in the next half hour and we’ll give you two, that’s two cu siths for the price of one. Don’t want to drag those screaming women home all by yo...

Look on the bright side, Foster said. If it’s not the right thing, you’ll be too dead to worry about it. Carter grimaced. Thanks, I feel much better now. There is no better way to die, than to die wit...

She’s a firecracker, that one. She’s usually the most reasonable of the bunch, I said. The Old Man shook his head and stroked his beard. You’ve obviously not seen her angry. Ah, but I’ve seen her nake...