Eric R. Asher Quotes

Let’s just go inside. Amen, Dominic said as he dropped out of the shadows behind Dell, who proceeded to jump and squeal. It was a manly squeal.

Every attack should bring death. Every death should be legendary.

Some of us were not born to fight. When the options are fight or die, everyone was born to fight.

Hopefully this girl gets a happy ending. The last two sure as hell didn’t. I

He knew exactly what he was doing with every atrocity he committed. There is no hope for someone who loses themselves to righteousness.

Drag fertile human women into fairy mounds to provide milk for the fairy children.

There’re going to be a lot of unexplained scars in the morning.

Unless you consider pissing yourself and running away screaming a gift, which some do.

I watched the road as the sun fell lower in the sky, and the vampire god beside me nobly scarfed down a slider.

I worked hard not to stare when she leaned forward, showing me more cleavage as she laughed. I’d consider my effort not to stare a moderate success.

Ale burns like a bitch when you shoot it through your nose.

Good for naps, Alan said, stretching his legs out with a lazy smile. I gave Alan a slow nod. You’ve learned my most secret of secrets. You can never leave here alive. Just ignore him, Alan said. He ha...

How can you make jokes after learning such things? You learn to laugh, or you paint the walls with your brains. But what I said was, It’s how we cope.

I’m impressed you survived your childhood, Damian, Alan said. We all have our talents, I said.

What humanity fears, it exterminates,

Almost on cue, both vampires snapped out their fangs and slammed them into the top of the cups. Vampire sippy cups, I muttered. Both of them stifled laughter in an effort not to spray the room in bloo...

Tired of hunting down sources of milk for the kids? Call in the next half hour and we’ll give you two, that’s two cu siths for the price of one. Don’t want to drag those screaming women home all by yo...

The guests and I spent a glorious thirty minutes on some of the most uncomfortable folding chairs my ass has ever borne witness to, listening to a pastor who could make a sloth look like a gerbil on c...

She’s a firecracker, that one. She’s usually the most reasonable of the bunch, I said. The Old Man shook his head and stroked his beard. You’ve obviously not seen her angry. Ah, but I’ve seen her nake...

It was a little odd being single and watching an old girlfriend get married. It was also pretty funny knowing at least three people in the room, besides the groom, had slept with the bride.