Friendship like credit is highest where it is not used.
To have a full stomach and fixed income are no small things .
A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same.
Men are only as great as they are kind.
Fear is the thought of admitted inferiority.
If you want a work well done select a busy man: the other kind has no time.
The past is one evil less and one memory more.
The church saves sinners, but science seeks to stop their manufacture.
The path of civilization is paved with tin cans.
Respectability is the dickey on the bosom of civilization.
True life lies in laughter, love and work.
Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it.
Love, we say, is life but love without hope and faith is agonizing death.
Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is.
This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.
Writers seldom write the things they think. They simply write the things they think other folks think they think.
Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.
I believe in the hands that work, in the brains that think, and in the hearts that love...I believe in sunshine, fresh air, friendship, calm sleep, beautiful thoughts.
The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they love inertia.
Life is just one damned thing after another.