“ A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. E. W. Howe
“ It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it. E. W. Howe
“ One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself. E. W. Howe
“ The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home. E. W. Howe
“ There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it. E. W. Howe
“ There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call it Hope. E. W. Howe
“ When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have. E. W. Howe
“ If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. E. W. Howe
“ The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it. E. W. Howe
“ Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. E. W. Howe
“ When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. E. W. Howe