E. A. Davis Quote

Mostly you love them and you cherish their milestones but occasionally you do want to tape them to a chair. That would be child abuse, DO NOT TAPE YOUR CHILDREN TO CHAIRS. If you want to tape your baby dolls to chairs, be my guest. I am fairly certain that there isn't like a Cabbage Patch CPS.

E. A. Davis

Mostly you love them and you cherish their milestones but occasionally you do want to tape them to a chair. That would be child abuse, DO NOT TAPE YOUR CHILDREN TO CHAIRS. If you want to tape your baby dolls to chairs, be my guest. I am fairly certain that there isn't like a Cabbage Patch CPS.

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About E. A. Davis

Earl Andrew "Lefty" Davis (December 28, 1889 – February 13, 1965) was an American college football and college basketball coach. He served as the head football coach at Missouri Wesleyan College from 1917 to 1922, McKendree College (now known McKendree University) from 1923 to 1924, Centenary College of Louisiana in 1925, and Northwest Missouri State Teacher's College (common known then as Maryville State Teacher's College and now known as Northwest Missouri State University) from 1927 to 1936. Davis was also the head basketball coach at McKendree from 1923 to 1925, tallying a mark of 22–7.
Davis played football at Transylvania University. He earned a master's degree at Peabody College and pursued graduate studied at the University of Illinois. Davis died on February 13, 1965, in Maryville, Missouri.