Dustin Brady Quote

AHHHHHHHH! NAP TIME’S OVER, MAGGOT! The two eyes were attached to a snarling drill sergeant who seemed just like the most furious person ever. I tried backing away. Look, I don’t… This is a big… OK, listen, if you just call my mom… The drill sergeant did not seem interested in clearing things up with Mrs. Rigsby. Instead, he picked me up by the neck just like a bully on TV would. Listen maggot, I don’t know how you got that blaster attached to your arm, but it’s there now, and we’re going to use it to… The what attached to my what? I looked down. A blaster. Attached to my arm. Where my left hand should be. AHHHHHHHHHH! My screaming did nothing to stop the drill sergeant from continuing his little speech. …Blast the alien scum back to whatever rock they came from. You are humanity’s only hope for… AHHHHHHHHHH! …This planet. Your mission will be long, your mission

Dustin Brady

AHHHHHHHH! NAP TIME’S OVER, MAGGOT! The two eyes were attached to a snarling drill sergeant who seemed just like the most furious person ever. I tried backing away. Look, I don’t… This is a big… OK, listen, if you just call my mom… The drill sergeant did not seem interested in clearing things up with Mrs. Rigsby. Instead, he picked me up by the neck just like a bully on TV would. Listen maggot, I don’t know how you got that blaster attached to your arm, but it’s there now, and we’re going to use it to… The what attached to my what? I looked down. A blaster. Attached to my arm. Where my left hand should be. AHHHHHHHHHH! My screaming did nothing to stop the drill sergeant from continuing his little speech. …Blast the alien scum back to whatever rock they came from. You are humanity’s only hope for… AHHHHHHHHHH! …This planet. Your mission will be long, your mission

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