Drew Hayes Quotes

Sooner or later, they’ll realize that having one spider in the house kills a lot of the lesser insects.

Like watches over like, as the saying goes.

To put it as simply as possible, I ate a god.

In other circumstances, Ivan might have offered him a job. Sadly, with a few notable meta exceptions, dead men didn’t code very well.

In case it has slipped your notice, the vast majority of your education has emphasized survival and not getting caught.” “I’d say you talked more about the code than anything else,” Tory pointed out....

Remember when being a villain was all about wild nights and brawls in the street?

Trying to shatter peace, even if it’s not one you agree with, is the work of the mad and the wicked.

All of us, together, are the unlovable, the unreformable. We, the people, who are deemed incapable of existing alongside society. But, we did just that in the forming of this guild. We have done more...

Not every situation has a perfect solution; often, you just have to take your pick from the array of poor choices spread out before you.

Are you telling me that vampires and werewolves are the reason America won the Revolutionary War?,” I asked, dumbfounded.

Look, I’ll tell you what I do, but you won’t believe me.” … “Given that I just found you bound and gagged, my mind is somewhat more receptive than it might normally be.” “Well then, here’s the deal,”...

Ivan, task handled, lowered his hand, pausing only to pop his knuckles. He turned to face his apprentice. He cleared his throat, and took one quick glance over his shoulder where the angry giant robot...

Albert died in an unfortunate accident sometime ago and was raised as a zombie by his amateur necromancer friend, Neil. Bubba was a new friend we had acquired in Vegas when helping him gain back the f...

You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters.

Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long.

I got into magic because I got into alchemy. Which I got into because I was into chemistry, which I was learning about because I wanted to get better with botany, which I had taken up studying in an e...

I'm working on the future, instead of being caught up in where I am today. - Roy Daniels

Bandit or demon, human or beast, none of it made any difference. The bandits had made this a situation of predators and prey. Only living mattered. Everything else was nothing more than an afterthough...

Oh sure, everyone else charges monsters and it's brave, I do it once and I'm a madman.