Douglas Preston Quote

You just put your boot so far up his ass, he’ll have to eat his dinner with a shoehorn. I can always count on you for a suitable bon mot.

Douglas Preston

You just put your boot so far up his ass, he’ll have to eat his dinner with a shoehorn. I can always count on you for a suitable bon mot.

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About Douglas Preston

Douglas Jerome Preston (born May 31, 1956) is an American journalist and author. Although he is best known for his thrillers in collaboration with Lincoln Child (including the Agent Pendergast series and Gideon Crew series), he has also written six solo novels, including the Wyman Ford series and a novel entitled Jennie, which was made into a movie by Disney. He has authored a half-dozen nonfiction books on science and exploration and writes occasionally for The New Yorker, Smithsonian, and other magazines.