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Dear Editor, So you think the world doesn’t need talking chimpanzees. Well, have any of your smart-aleck editorial writers bothered to come here to Kibbencook and see our talking chimpanzee? Her name is Jennie and she’s a member of our family and communicates with those around her a lot better than most human children her age. I open your paper in the morning and I can hardly wade through all the gobbledygook that you try to pass off as news. If you call that communication then you deserve a Platinum Fleece. As for Craig Miller, not once—not once—has he ever met Jennie! So what does he know? Or as Jennie would say, Phooey to you! I think what the world doesn’t need are talking editorial writers.

Douglas Preston

Dear Editor, So you think the world doesn’t need talking chimpanzees. Well, have any of your smart-aleck editorial writers bothered to come here to Kibbencook and see our talking chimpanzee? Her name is Jennie and she’s a member of our family and communicates with those around her a lot better than most human children her age. I open your paper in the morning and I can hardly wade through all the gobbledygook that you try to pass off as news. If you call that communication then you deserve a Platinum Fleece. As for Craig Miller, not once—not once—has he ever met Jennie! So what does he know? Or as Jennie would say, Phooey to you! I think what the world doesn’t need are talking editorial writers.

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About Douglas Preston

Douglas Jerome Preston (born May 31, 1956) is an American journalist and author. Although he is best known for his thrillers in collaboration with Lincoln Child (including the Agent Pendergast series and Gideon Crew series), he has also written six solo novels, including the Wyman Ford series and a novel entitled Jennie, which was made into a movie by Disney. He has authored a half-dozen nonfiction books on science and exploration and writes occasionally for The New Yorker, Smithsonian, and other magazines.