There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate!
The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the 'Star Spangled Banner', but in fact the...
Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creat...
And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café...
The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat.
Stomp stomp. Whirr. Pleased to be of service.Shut up.Thank you.Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. Thank you for making a simple door very happy.Hope your diodes rot.Thank you. Have a nice day.Stomp...
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot.
Ford! he said, there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for they've worked out.
Aberystwyth (n.)A nostalgic yearning which is in itself more pleasant than the thing being yearned for.
Wandering around the web is like living in a world in which every doorway is actually one of those science fiction devices which deposit you in a completely different part of the world when you walk t...
Now logic is a wonderful thing but it has, as the process of evolution discovered, certain drawbacks. Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else which thinks at least as logically...
Life is wasted on the living.
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?Ask a glass of water!
We're not obsessed by anything, you see, insisted Ford....And that's the deciding factor. We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.I care about lots of things, said Slartibartfast...
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.
The kakapo is a bird out of time. If you look one in its large, round, greeny-brown face, it has a look of serenely innocent incomprehension that makes you want to hug it and tell it that everything w...
The bird that would soar above the plain of tradition and prejudice must have strong wings.
Let the past hold on to itself and let the present move forward into the future.
Working out the social politics of who you can trust and why is, quite literally, what a very large part of our brain has evolved to do.