I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober.
Oh! Polly thought. Why aren't all girls locked up by law the year they turn fifteen? They do such stupid things!
I mean one of the things about being alone is that you've no people to define yourself off, I mean, people are like all-round mirrors, because let's face it, we don't often see ourselves all round in...
Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it? she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet.I'm dying of boredom, Howl said pathetically...
If I give you a hint and tell you it's a hint, it will be information.
I feel ill, [Howl] announced. I'm going to bed, where I may die.
Annoyed? said Sophie. Why should I be annoyed? Someone only filled the castle with rotten aspic, and deafened everyone in Porthaven, and scared Calcifer to a cinder, and broke a few hundred hearts. Wh...
A heart's a heavy burden.
I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!
In a way it was worth it, she thought, except that it was such a total waste.
Look at this! he shouted look at it! what has that one-woman force of chaos done to these spells?Sophie and Michael whirled round and looked at Howl. His hair was wet, but, apart from that, neither of...
So you were going to rescue the Prince! Why did you pretend to run away? To deceive the Witch?Not likely! I'm a coward. Only way I can do something this frightening is to tell myself I'm not doing it!
A fickle heart is the only constant in this world
I hope your bacon burns.
Being a hero means ignoring how silly you feel.
You have no right to make jigsaws of people.
Sophie said a bad word. In the dim light she had stubbed her toe on one of the many dusty bricks piled around the place.Naughty-naughty Twinkle said.Oh shut up! Sophie said , standing on one leg to ho...
Learn to drive?Never, said Quentin. My mission in life is to be a passenger.
I think we ought to live happily ever after.
I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.