You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.