You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.