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The Romanians really do lead the world when it comes to cursing. What have you got for me? I asked a woman from Transylvania who was now living in Vienna. Shove your hand up my ass and jerk off my shit, she offered.

David Sedaris

The Romanians really do lead the world when it comes to cursing. What have you got for me? I asked a woman from Transylvania who was now living in Vienna. Shove your hand up my ass and jerk off my shit, she offered.

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