David Sedaris Quote

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

Before you call yourself a Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, Hindu or any other theology, learn to be human first.

Life will be peaceful if you can fill your heart with an abundance of love.

My father, [was] a mid-level phonecompany manager who treated my mother at best like an incompetent employee. At worst? He never beat her, but his pure, inarticulate fury would fill the house for days...

The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face or body and more to do with your attitude and how you treat people.

Tweet others the way you want to want to be tweeted.

This is a day of celebration!Today, we are divorcing the pastand marrying the present.Dance,and you will find Godin every room.Today, we are divorcing resentmentand marrying forgiveness.Sing,and God w...

Amanda, you finally decided to answer the phone, her mom exclaimed after picking up at the first ring. Where’ve you been, what’ve you been up to?Mom, do you remember when I was a kid, I had a friend,...

She made broken look beautifuland strong look invincible.She walked with the Universeon her shoulders and made itlook like a pair of wings.

A bird that fears falling off of a tree branch is ignorant of its gifts.