David Sedaris Quote
Me: Did you get your tree yet?Ken: I'm a Jew, I don't decorate Christmas trees.Me: So you're going to go with a wreath instead?Ken: I just told you, I'm a Jew.Me: Oh, I get it. You're looking for a cheap wreath.Ken: I'm not looking for a wreath at all. Leave me alone, will you.Me: You're probably just tense because you haven't finished your Christmas shopping.Ken: I don't Christmas shop.Me: What are you telling me? That you all of your presents. Ken: I don't give Christmas presents . Goddamit, I told you, I'm a .Me: Well, don't you at least need to buy something for your parents?Ken: They're Jews, too, idiot. That's what makes one. It's hereditary. Do you understand?Me: Sure.Ken: Say the words I understand.Me: I understand. So where are you going to hang your stocking?
Me: Did you get your tree yet?Ken: I'm a Jew, I don't decorate Christmas trees.Me: So you're going to go with a wreath instead?Ken: I just told you, I'm a Jew.Me: Oh, I get it. You're looking for a cheap wreath.Ken: I'm not looking for a wreath at all. Leave me alone, will you.Me: You're probably just tense because you haven't finished your Christmas shopping.Ken: I don't Christmas shop.Me: What are you telling me? That you all of your presents. Ken: I don't give Christmas presents . Goddamit, I told you, I'm a .Me: Well, don't you at least need to buy something for your parents?Ken: They're Jews, too, idiot. That's what makes one. It's hereditary. Do you understand?Me: Sure.Ken: Say the words I understand.Me: I understand. So where are you going to hang your stocking?
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About David Sedaris
Much of Sedaris's humor is autobiographical and self-deprecating and often concerns his family life, his middle-class upbringing in the suburbs of Raleigh, North Carolina, his Greek heritage, homosexuality, jobs, education, drug use, and obsessive behaviors, as well as his life in France, London, New York, and the South Downs in England. He is the brother and writing collaborator of actress Amy Sedaris.
In 2019, Sedaris was elected to the American Academy of Arts and Letters.