David Sedaris Quote

He took a sip of my father’s weak coffee and spit it back into the mug. This shit’s like making love in a canoe.Excuse me?It’s fucking near water.

David Sedaris

He took a sip of my father’s weak coffee and spit it back into the mug. This shit’s like making love in a canoe.Excuse me?It’s fucking near water.

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