Don’t go to the hardware store for milk.
This earth is His, to Him belong those vast and boundless skies;Both seas within Him rest, and yet in that small pool He lies.
An average man is egoistic, proud and has strong self esteem. They always require partners who massage their ego not those who will drag their ego to the mud.
A good character is not only about the good person people know you to be. Your ability to tell the truth about how bad you had been is also a good character.
Never give up because when you give up, dreams get lost.
People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
Joy cannot be pursued. It comes from within. It is a state of being. It does not depend on circumstances, but triumphs over circumstances. It produces a gentleness of spirit and a magnetic personality...
There are 2 kinds of fighters: those who fight because they hate, and those who fight because they love.