“ When did you stop caring for me? Certainly not before Thanksgiving. You certainly wouldn‘t accept a blow job from someone if you were thinking about breaking up with her. Daria Snadowsky
“ That's the thing about exes - for eternity you feel like rivals in a kind of happiness contest, and losing would be the epitome of tragedy. Daria Snadowsky
“ If breakups are like deaths, then ex sightings are like seeing a ghost: you feel goose bumps, near loss of bladder control, and the sensation of your heart bursting in your throat. The distinction is… Daria Snadowsky
“ I realize that I’m far less familiar with my own privates than with Guy’s, and I’ve seen his only twice! I guess that’s to be expected, since girls can’t really look at ourselves without a reflection,… Daria Snadowsky
“ I love where he and I stand right now. It’s like we’re on the brink, and everything’s full of excitement and potential precisely because the heavy making out is still something to look forward to. I r… Daria Snadowsky
“ I go back to my desk, flip open my cell, and stare at the keypad. I want to hear his voice so badly, to be connected to him, to ask him why and how and what I can do to make it better. But you can‘t f… Daria Snadowsky
“ Back in high school, I never understood how Amy could enjoy getting with guys just for the short haul. In a way, though, making out like this is more enjoyable because there’s no pressure for me to no… Daria Snadowsky
“ Whatever age you are when you’re first burned is old enough to lose hope that you’ll ever get excited about anybody else. Daria Snadowsky
“ That I don't feel upset by us really being over almost trivializes how special and intense our relationship once was. Daria Snadowsky
“ Love is . . . needing to be with this one person. No—it’s more like wanting to need to be with this one person. Last semester my English professor read us this great Robert Frost quotation that went s… Daria Snadowsky
“ Doing things for someone else is what I love most about relationships, even more than having stuff done for me. Daria Snadowsky
“ Does he try to have intercourse with you?Grandma! I gasp. Not that it's any of your business, but no!Good. Remember, no ring, no ring-a-ding-ding. Because once you spread your legs for him, do you kno… Daria Snadowsky
“ Pain was my tie to a past that a part of me wanted to hold on to. The more I hurt, the more I knew I loved, and that felt like a good thing. Daria Snadowsky
“ Nothing makes you get down on yourself and worry that you’re undesirable like rejection, so having someone desirable desire you is the ultimate antidote. Daria Snadowsky
“ In my experience all boys can be classified as either assholes or bores, unless they're both. Daria Snadowsky
“ After a breakup there’s a momentary relief that you’re free again. But that’s quickly eclipsed by all the good memories you had together and the realization that there won’t be any more of them. Daria Snadowsky
“ I can barely feel my arms now, and my shoulders are sore, but I take deep breaths and keep going. Every few seconds I alternate hands and lick them. Hand job is such a misnomer for this full-body rout… Daria Snadowsky
