Doing things for someone else is what I love most about relationships, even more than having stuff done for me.
Does he try to have intercourse with you?Grandma! I gasp. Not that it's any of your business, but no!Good. Remember, no ring, no ring-a-ding-ding. Because once you spread your legs for him, do you kno...
Did things get a lot hotter between you two? A little stove-top stuffing in the kitchen?-Amy
Did things get a lot hooter between you tow? A little stove-top stuffing in the kitchen? -Amy
If breakups are like deaths, then ex sightings are like seeing a ghost: you feel goose bumps, near loss of bladder control, and the sensation of your heart bursting in your throat. The distinction is...
Cuteness and kindness are often inversely proportional in people.
It sucks enough when girlfriends break plans with each other for a boy, but at least that’s not against the natural order of things, like when a boy blows off his girlfriend for friends. . . . Or mayb...
It goes back to keeping things equal. Friendship feels really demeaning if one person still likes the other more, which is probably what caused the breakup in the first place. It’s such a misnomer tha...
In the beginning, I wanted his heart. Then I shifted focus to his body. I was never interested in only friendship.
In some ways therapists have it harder than surgeons, who can often correct the issue with one operation. There’s no quick fix for emotional trauma.
In neuroscience, our textbook showed how the brain scans of people newly in love look a lot like the brain scans of patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder. In each case, your dopamine is suppress...
In my experience all boys can be classified as either assholes or bores, unless they're both.
If love and hate aren’t true opposites, perhaps neither are pleasure and pain—if you go far enough in one extreme, it resembles the other.
It’s sick how you can be intimate with someone one minute and then be furious with that same person the next.
I wonder how many more penises I’ll have inside me in my lifetime.
I wasn’t expecting him to light candles or scatter rose petals. But I just made myself infertile for him, so the least he could’ve done was make the bed.
I used to think all that game playing was par for the course and even kind of exciting. It just felt logical to pursue a boy the same way I applied to college—by expending exorbitant time and energy s...
I think how breakups can bring out the worst in the best people, and part of being upset is mouthing off crap you don’t mean.
I remember another thing Cosmo said. It typically takes half the time you’re dating a guy to fall out of love with him. My ex and I were together almost ten months before he admitted over the holidays...
I realize that I’m far less familiar with my own privates than with Guy’s, and I’ve seen his only twice! I guess that’s to be expected, since girls can’t really look at ourselves without a reflection,...
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