Did things get a lot hooter between you tow? A little stove-top stuffing in the kitchen? -Amy
A boy sees a girl topless for the first time only once, and the anticipation of the big reveal is really exciting. I feel like I’m a present being unwrapped.
You are all at once the subject, object, predicate, preposition, and period of my thoughts.
Once you've ridden the roller coaster, the Ferris wheel's kinda restricting.
Meanwhile, every corner of this city is laced with memories of us together.
In neuroscience, our textbook showed how the brain scans of people newly in love look a lot like the brain scans of patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder. In each case, your dopamine is suppress...
I do. I still love him so much. And I feel so worthless because he doesn’t love me anymore.
There’s nothing like feeling like sh_t to kill your libido.
I wasn’t expecting him to light candles or scatter rose petals. But I just made myself infertile for him, so the least he could’ve done was make the bed.
I didn’t realize it was possible to obsess over a girl as much as you can over a boy.
Did things get a lot hotter between you two? A little stove-top stuffing in the kitchen?-Amy
Cuteness and kindness are often inversely proportional in people.
But recalling how my ex had nasty BO after track practice never made me feel better. It seemed disingenuous to hold things against him that before I readily accepted as the price of love.
I’ve been so caught up with mapping out a picture-perfect forever that I’m completely neglecting my present, which I have far more control over anyway.
All I mean is that, hypothetically, why would we need to see anyone else? And as long as we're going out and happy, wouldn't marriage be the goal, even if it's a decade away? ’Cause if it's not, all t...
That's the thing about exes - for eternity you feel like rivals in a kind of happiness contest, and losing would be the epitome of tragedy.
In some ways therapists have it harder than surgeons, who can often correct the issue with one operation. There’s no quick fix for emotional trauma.
If breakups are like deaths, then ex sightings are like seeing a ghost: you feel goose bumps, near loss of bladder control, and the sensation of your heart bursting in your throat. The distinction is...
I go back to my desk, flip open my cell, and stare at the keypad. I want to hear his voice so badly, to be connected to him, to ask him why and how and what I can do to make it better. But you can‘t f...
Does he try to have intercourse with you?Grandma! I gasp. Not that it's any of your business, but no!Good. Remember, no ring, no ring-a-ding-ding. Because once you spread your legs for him, do you kno...