Undressing him reminds me of trying to change a sleepy, uncooperative four-year-old into his pajamas.-Dom
The day when the fire that we had lit in our minds reaches our hearts, we will start turning every person that we come in contact with into ashes. We become the ghosts that we always feared.
Education is the best provision for old age.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
The highway of grace will get you somewhere a whole lot faster then the freeway of spite.
Your VISION and your self-willingness is the MOST powerful elements to conquer your goal
Ignorance is the greatest slave master in the universe.
My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.