I wonder how many more penises I’ll have inside me in my lifetime.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
Life is just a schoolroom with a glorious opportunity to prepare us for eternity.
It is man and not the Bible that needs correcting. Greater and more careful scholarship has shown that apparent contradictions were caused by incorrect translations, rather than divine inconsistencies...
You make name for yourself when you overcome pain, weakness, laziness and ignorance
For the grateful, there is no room for disappointment; Each moment offers life.
You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.
Everything started as nothing.
Use the wings of the flying Universe, Dream with open eyes; See in darkness.
Self-talk reflects your innermost feelings.
It's when I hear your heartbeat that I know that I am alive.