“ It's curling ribbon, but you don't have to curl it. You don't have to do everything the ribbon tells you to do. Don't live your life like that. Dan Bergstein
“ I hope Marcus (giggle) is there. Maybe he can defeat the evil Cullens with his mighty battle cry, "I can see relationships!!! Dan Bergstein
“ I like the idea of Warrior Flitwick running to save the day by screaming, "Let's do some charm harm, my snitches! Dan Bergstein
“ Ninja beats pirate. Pirate beats ghost.Ghost beats zombie. Zombie beats most.Werewolf beats vampire. Vamp beats Imp.Imp beats fiend. Fiend beats wimp.Wizard beats cyrborg. Cyborg surely beats troll.Tr… Dan Bergstein
