It’s true. We get these hormonal urges to tear down corrupt corporations and send entitled billionaire assholes to prison. I shrugged. Women, right?
Just because your heart is beating, doesn't mean you're alive.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
...I fell asleep and had a dream that a king was liquidated by a group of kind faces...
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Happy girls are the prettiest
Ignorance is the greatest slave master in the universe.
My very best friend died in a car accident when I was 16 years old. That was the hardest blow emotionally that I have ever had to endure. Suddenly, you realize tomorrow might not come. Now I live by t...
Be an example to teach, be a role model to follow, and be a leader to emulate.
When I was in school I read a lot of comic books and pretend I was in them and kids would tease me and call me names. But now I do the same things and people say that I'm artistic and cool and I'm doi...