You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why,Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in your ass.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I pat the brand new twenty-seven inch Macintosh computers Mr. Foley brought us. 'These boxes alone should make both of us scream like it's Christmas morning! Snap out of it. Santa came! Now we get to...
Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.
He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing out-of-uniform Santa.
Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know, Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn.Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes, said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, like fat lit...
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Santa can't die, he punish bad people. Behave well and you won't punished!
Small unexpected acts of kindness are the building blocks of greatness. Start your day with a smile and see where it takes you ...
Why is Santa an anagram for Satan? I mean, besides the fact that both have the same amounts of the same letters. Just consider the many other similarities between the two figures: both of them are red...
So they told us all about how other kids were deceived by their parents, how the toys the grown-ups claimed were made by little elves wearing bell caps in their workshop at the North Pole actually had...