“ If you asked my dad about selecting any kind of professional career, he’d tell you, Don’t make a date with a heart attack. Meaning: You’ve got to pace yourself and not forget to slow down. No job is f… Chuck Palahniuk
“ I'm trapped here, in a nosedive, in my life, in the cockpit of a jet-liner with the flat yellow of the Australian outback coming up fast. And there's so many things I want to change but can't. It's al… Chuck Palahniuk
“ I'm thirteen years old, and I'm somewhat overweight. Meaning: I'm dead and fat. Meaning: I'm a piggy-pig-pig, oink-oink, real porker. Just ask my mom. I'm thirteen and fat - and I will stay this way f… Chuck Palahniuk
“ I'm not sure what we're running from. Nobody. Or the future. Fate. Growing up. Getting old. Picking up the pieces. As if running we won't have to get on with our lives. Chuck Palahniuk
“ I'm not straight, and I'm not gay. I'm not bisexual. I want out of the labels. I don't want my whole life crammed into a single word. A story. I want to find something else, unknowable, some place to… Chuck Palahniuk
“ I'm not so much a good friend as I'm the savior who wants you to worship him forever. Chuck Palahniuk
“ I was tired and crazy and rushed, and every time I boarded a plane, I wanted the plane to crash. I envied people dying of cancer. I hated my life. I was tired and bored with my job and my furniture, a… Chuck Palahniuk
“ I stepped into the back of a cab and simply told the driver, Follow the blue Christmas tree... Chuck Palahniuk
“ I spent my life attacking everything because I was too afraid to risk creating anything. Chuck Palahniuk
“ I say, no. You've used me enough.If you don't cooperate, we'll go after Marla.I say, lead the way. Chuck Palahniuk
“ I liked it better when you couldn’t be so sure. When terrifying rumors were distant enough to be a UFO at the bottom of Loch Ness. When the horribly compelling train-wreck tragedies of less fortunate… Chuck Palahniuk
“ I fought against everything, but more and more I worry that I was never for anything.I can criticize and complain and judge everything, but what does that get me?Griping isn't the same as creating som… Chuck Palahniuk
“ I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see.… Chuck Palahniuk
“ How folks lay claim to a loved one is they give you a name of their own. They figure to label you as their property. Chuck Palahniuk
“ How Tyler saw it was that getting God's attention for being bad was better than getting no attention at all. Maybe God's hate is better than His indifference.If you could be either God's worst enemy o… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Honey, times like this, it helps to think of yourself as a sofa or a newspaper, something made by a lot of other people but not made to last forever. Chuck Palahniuk
“ His eyes the bright brown of July Fourth sunlight through a tall mug of root beer. Quite the American specimen. A classic face of such symmetrical proportions, the exactly balanced type of face one dr… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Het is zo moeilijk om pijn te vergeten, maar het is nog moeilijker om je te herinneren dat je gelukkig bent geweest. We houden geen littekens over van geluk. We leren zo weinig over vrede. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Here's one night when I control the chaos. I participate with the doom I can't control. I'm dancing with the inevitable, and I survive....My regular little dress rehearsal...the day I finally meet Dea… Chuck Palahniuk
