Really, there is no wrong. Not in our own minds. Our own reality. You can never set off to do the wrong thing. You can never say the wrong thing. In your own mind, you are always right. Every action y...
Picture-perfect, state-of-the-art vaginas lengthened using sections of colon, self-cleaning and lubricated with its own mucosa. Sensate clitorises made by cropping and rerouting bits of the glans peni...
Now is the autumn of our ennui.
No one sleeps in Hell except as a possible defensive posture in retaliation during yet another punitive presentation of The English Patient.
Lovely, forgettable faces, born to flirt and fuck and die.
Life in These United States. Laughter Is the Best Medicine.
Language, she said, was just our way to explain away the wonder and the glory of the world. To deconstruct. To dismiss. She said people can’t deal with how beautiful the world really is. How it can’t...
It's a fate worse than death to spend eternity in harness, serving as Lilly Hellman's zombie, brought back to life at dinner parties.
It only takes one mistake and nothing else you ever do will matter. No matter how hard you work or how smart you become, you'll always be known for that one poor choice.
It helps to know you're not any more responsible for how you look than a car is. You're a product just as much. A product of a product of a product.
It does not matter. The joke is we all have the same punch line.
In truth, the degree of anyone's succes depends on how often they can say the word 'yes' and hear the word 'no.' Those many times you are thwarted yet persevere.
In the wicked outside world, my brother told me, there were sins the church didn't know enough to forbid. I couldn't wait.
In the end, it's never what you worry about that gets you.
In the big factory of perfecting human souls, the Earth was a kind of tumbler. The same as the kind people use to polish rocks. All souls come here to rub the sharp edges off each other. All of us, we...
In all probability the Human Genome Project will, someday, find that I carry some recessive gene for optimism, because despite all my best efforts I still can't scrape together even a couple days of h...
In Hell, whenever the demons announce they’re going to treat everyone to a big-name Hollywood movie, don’t get too excited because it’s always The English Patient or, unfortunately, The Piano. It’s ne...
Imagine, Tyler said, stalking elk past department store windows and stinking racks of beautiful rotting dresses and tuxedos on hangers; you’ll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your...
Imagine a plague you catch through your ears.
If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.