You tell yourself that noise is what defines silence. Without noise, silence would not be golden. Noise is the exception.
With my eyes closed, I ask if she knows how this will all turn out.Long-term or short-term? she asks.Both.Long-term, she says, we're all going to die. Then our bodies will rot. No surprise there. Shor...
When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just waiting for their turn to speak
What you see at fight club is a generation of men raised by women.
What you forget when you're planning a hijack by yourself is somewhere along the line, you might need to neglect your hostages just long enough so you can use the bathroom.
What we call chaos is just patterns we haven’t recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can’t decipher. What we can’t understand we call nonsense. What we can’t read we call gibb...
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction...
What I do know is I've got a brain filled with jokes I can't forget - like a tumor the size of a grapefruit inside of my skull. And I know that eventually even dog shit turns white and stops stinking,...
Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells...
We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.
The police are asking through the bedroom door, why did I make a batch of strawberry daiquiris before I called them?Because we were out of raspberries.Because, can't they see, it just does not matter....
The photographer in my head says:Give me peace.Flash.Give me release.Flash.
The paradox: Is God a racist, homophobic, anti- Semitic ass? Or is God testing to see if I am?
The lye clinging in the exact shape of Tyler's kiss is a bonfire or a branding iron or an atomic pile meltdown on my hand at the end of a long, long road I picture miles away from me. Tyler tells me t...
The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom. Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better.
That’s how a scary story works. It echoes some ancient fear. It re-creates some forgotten terror. Something we’d like to think we’ve grown beyond. But it can still scare us to tears. It’s something yo...
Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.
Something foreign is always living itself through you. Your whole life is the vehicle for something to come to earth An evil spirit. A theory. Amarketing campaign. A political strategy. A religious do...
Sobriety is okay enough, Denny says, but someday, I'd like to live a life based on doing good stuff instead of just not doing bad stuff. You know?
So if reality is all a spell, and you don't really want what you think you want... If you have no free will. You don't really know what you know. You don't really love who you only think you love. Wha...