“ Give me attention.Flash.Give me beauty.Flash.Give me peace and happiness, a loving relationship, and a perfect home.Flash. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Give me anger.Flash.Give me vengeance.Flash.Give me total and complete justified retribution.Flash. Chuck Palahniuk
“ For sure, they don't teach you this in history class, but in colonial times, the person who got left in the stocks overnight was nothing less than fair game for everybody to nail. Men or women, anybod… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Every takeoff and landing, when the plane banked too much to one side, I prayed for a crash. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Every last minute of my life has been preordained and I'm sick and tired of it.How this feels is I'm just another task in God's daily planner: the Italian Renaissance penciled in for right after the D… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Beginning with Santa in infancy, and ending with the Tooth Fairy as the child acquires adult teeth. Or, plainly put, beginning with all the possibility of childhood, and ending with an absolute trust… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Any time some well-meaning person forces you to demonstrate you have no talent and rubs your nose in the fact you're a failure at the only dream you ever had, take another drink. Chuck Palahniuk
“ After you’ve been to fight club, watching football on television is watching pornography when you could be having great sex. Chuck Palahniuk
“ A motion picture, or music, or television, they have to maintain a certain decorum in order to be broadcast to a vast audience. Other forms of mass media cost too much to produce a risk reaching only… Chuck Palahniuk
“ A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect of perfection Chuck Palahniuk
“ Zău dacă dobitocul ăsta mic nu merita o scatoalcă. De fapt, merita tot ce i s-a întîmplat. Pentru că s-a amăgit să creadă că viitorul îi va aduce numai lucruri bune. Cu condiţia să munceşti din greu.… Chuck Palahniuk
“ But someday, I'd like to live a life based on doing good stuff instead of just not doing bad stuff. You know? Chuck Palahniuk
“ The first rule of Fight Club is: you don't talk about Fight Club. - The second rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club- Third rule of Fight Club, if someone yells stop!, goes limp, or ta… Chuck Palahniuk
“ With my eyes closed, I ask if she knows how this will all turn out.Long-term or short-term? she asks.Both.Long-term, she says, we're all going to die. Then our bodies will rot. No surprise there. Shor… Chuck Palahniuk
“ What we call chaos is just patterns we haven’t recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can’t decipher. What we can’t understand we call nonsense. What we can’t read we call gibb… Chuck Palahniuk
“ What I do know is I've got a brain filled with jokes I can't forget - like a tumor the size of a grapefruit inside of my skull. And I know that eventually even dog shit turns white and stops stinking,… Chuck Palahniuk
“ The police are asking through the bedroom door, why did I make a batch of strawberry daiquiris before I called them?Because we were out of raspberries.Because, can't they see, it just does not matter.… Chuck Palahniuk
“ The lye clinging in the exact shape of Tyler's kiss is a bonfire or a branding iron or an atomic pile meltdown on my hand at the end of a long, long road I picture miles away from me. Tyler tells me t… Chuck Palahniuk
“ The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom. Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better. Chuck Palahniuk
“ That’s how a scary story works. It echoes some ancient fear. It re-creates some forgotten terror. Something we’d like to think we’ve grown beyond. But it can still scare us to tears. It’s something yo… Chuck Palahniuk
