“ In her experience every man thought he was a natural dancer, and every one thought he was good in bed. The truth was that most men only knew one dance step—usually the pogo—and between the sheets they… Chuck Palahniuk
“ In Hell you’d be foolish to count on people displaying high standards of honesty. The same goes for earth. Chuck Palahniuk
“ If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? Chuck Palahniuk
“ If the young man ate candy, the wrangler says, that's probably what's kept him alive so long. Glucose is a natural antidote to cyanide poisoning. Based on anecdotal evidence, glucose binds withthe cya… Chuck Palahniuk
“ If no sing, all youth condemned into poverty. Denied possible advancement and self-realization Chuck Palahniuk
“ If it is the case that love does survive death, then you may consider this to be a happy ending. Boy meets girl. Boy gets girl. Happily ever after or not. Chuck Palahniuk
“ If emotion can create a physical action, then duplicating the physical action can re-create the emotion. Chuck Palahniuk
“ If I did have a tumor, I would name it Marla. Marla, the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you would stop tonguing it, but you can't. Chuck Palahniuk
“ I write: All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. Chuck Palahniuk
“ I was eleven years old with menarche barreling down on me like a speeding bloodmobile. Chuck Palahniuk
“ I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I’d never have. Burn the Amazon rain forests. Pump chlorofluorocarbons straight up to gobble the ozone. Open the dump valves on supertankers and uncap offshore… Chuck Palahniuk
“ I want to tell them, stay in the cage. There are better things than freedom. There are worse things than living a long bored life in some stranger’s house and then dying and going to canary heav… Chuck Palahniuk
“ I tell everybody, I’m tired of being jerked around. Okay? So let’s just not pretend. I don’t have fuck for a heart. You people are not going to make me feel anything. You are not going to get to me. Chuck Palahniuk
“ I tagged a first-timer one night at fight club. That Saturday night, a young guy with an angel’s face came to his first fight club, and I tagged him for a fight. That’s the rule. If it’s your first ni… Chuck Palahniuk
“ I spent my life attacking everything because I was too afraid to risk creating anything... Nothing was ever good enough, my mom says, so here at the end of my life, I'm left with nothing. Chuck Palahniuk
“ I loathe the kind of game-show context in which so much of our lives is determined: proving my memory and mental skills in a sedentary situation under the pressure of limited time. Chuck Palahniuk
“ I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. Chuck Palahniuk
“ How the agent explained this to me was, we weren't targeting the smartest people in the world, just the most. Chuck Palahniuk
“ How physical beauty turns out to be chemistry and geometry and anatomy. Art is really science. Discovering why people like something is so you can replicate it. Copy it. It's a paradox, creating a rea… Chuck Palahniuk
