“ His Highness looks at Denny and says, Those glasses you’re wearing, do you need them? Only to see with, Denny says. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Hey, you created me! I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility! Chuck Palahniuk
“ Haute couture and getting hauter.Fire inches down the foyer wallpaper. Me, for added set dressing I started the fire. Special effects can go a long way to heighten a mood, and it's not as if this is a… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Give me release.I'm tired of this world of appearances. Pigs that only look fat. Families that look happy.Give me deliverance.From what only looks like generosity. What only looks like love.Flash. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Fuck me. I'm so tired of being me. Me beautiful. Me ugly. Blonde. Brunette. A million fucking fashion makeovers that only leave me trapped being me.Who I was before the accident is just a story now. E… Chuck Palahniuk
“ For instance, if Jesus Christ had died in prison, with no one watching and with no one there to mourn or torture him, would we be saved? Chuck Palahniuk
“ Folks like poor Misty Marie, they're limited, borderline dummies, but nothing enough to get a handicapped parking space. Or get any kind of Special Olympic Games. They just pay the bulk of taxes but g… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Flattery is addictive. Convince others they are special. Assure them they have talent. Make yourself the source of people's self worth. Doing so binds them to you and it preempts them from developing… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Fertility says, Can you relax and just let things happen?I ask, does she mean, like disasters, like pain, like misery? Can I just let all that happen?And Joy, she says, and Serenity, and Happiness, an… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Fat, the mechanic says, liposuctioned fat sucked out of the richest thighs in America. The richest, fattest thighs in the world. Our goal is the big red bags of liposuctioned fat we’ll haul back to Pa… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Everything, including your set of hand-blown green glass dishes with the tiny bubbles and imperfections, little bits of sand, proof they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous abo… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Every stupid thing in the world, decaffeinated coffee, alcohol free beer, makes perfect sense, not because you're any smarter, but because the smart part of your brain's on vacation. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Every generation wants to be the last. Every generation hates the next trend in music they can't understand. We hate to give up those reins of our culture. To find our own music playing in elevators.… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war, will take care of the issue. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Driving east, I'm not sure what we're running from. Evie or the police of Mr. Baxter or the Rhea sisters. Or nobody. Or the future. Fate. Growing up, getting old. Picking up the pieces. As if by runni… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Do you believe in an afterlife? Do your personal beliefs include a life after death?—no matter how they phrase their snotty test, do the following. Simply look them in the eye, snort derisively, and r… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Disaster is a natural part of my evolution'' Tyler whispered, ''toward tragedy and dissolution Chuck Palahniuk
