Shoot it down, he's yelling. Pull the plug. Give me a gun and I'll do it, he's yelling. Just get that damn blimp out of the air. No can do, the events coordinator says. The minute the wedding party co...
She wanted a choice beyond: Housewife versus lawyer. Madonna versus whore. An option not mired in the lingering detritus of some Victorian-era dream.
Plainly and simply put, Purgatory is where you unwrite the book of your life story.
Picture the moment when your mom and dad first saw you as something other than a pretty, tiny version of them. You as them, but improved. Better educated. Innocent. Then picture when you stopped being...
Picture anybody growing up so stupid he didn't know that hope is just another phase you'll grow out of.
Peter used to say that an artist’s job is to make order out of chaos. You collect details, look for a pattern, and organize. You make sense out of senseless facts. You puzzle together bits of everythi...
People need a monster they can believe in.A true and horrible enemy. A demon to define themselves against. Otherwise, it's just us versus us.
People accepted the worst from each other, screaming and slapping. Divorce and abortion were never a plot option. If this was love or just inertia, Misty couldn't tell.
Our way of getting nostalgic for what we just threw in the trash, it’s all because we’re afraid to evolve. Grow, change, lose weight, reinvent ourselves. Adapt.
Our purest joy comes when people we envy get hurt. That most genuine form of joy. The joy you feel when a limousine turns the wrong way down a one-way street.
Oh, I am just that fabulous. So sex furniture.
Now this is the first rule of fight club: There is nothing a blue collar Nobody in Oregon with a public school education can imagine that a million-billion people haven't already done...
Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list...Seeing it down in black and white, somehow you're always disappointed in your life expectancy. How little you'll get done. The resu...
No, it's not fair, but what makes earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven.
My biggest gripe is still hope. In hell, hope is a really really bad habit. Like smoking cigarettes or fingernail biting. Hope is something really tough and tenacious you have to give up. It's an addi...
Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into that bright delivery-room light, nothing had been right. Nothing had been as comf...
More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? The evil queen was stupid to play Snow White's game. There's an age where a woman has to move on to another kind of power. Money, for example....
Me, personally, I tell dude 137 how I'm adding an embossed slogan to my dildos. Cast in high-relief going around the base, it's going to say, The Dick That Killed Cassie Wright... On the thickest part...
Maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't do. The things you don't finish.