“ Somewhere en route to Port Via in the New Hebrides, for my last meal I serve dinner the way I've always dreamed. Anybody caught buttering their bread before breaking it, I promise to shoot them.Anybod… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Sometimes your best way to deal with shit, she says, is to not hold yourself as such a precious little prize.My point being, Brandy says, is you can't escape the world, and you're not responsible for… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Some want to die but are just looking for my permission. Some want to die and just need a little encouragement. A little push. Chuck Palahniuk
“ So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn’t funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a vacuum cleaner, a Barbie doll. Erasing a computer disk. Burning a Book. Probably that goes for killing anybody in the… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Screw the idea of inventing monsters. Here, we just had to look around. Pay attention. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Religions exist because people would rather have a wrong answer than no answer at all. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Reklamlar insanları gerek duymadıkları arabaların ve kıyafetlerin peşinde koşturuyor. Kaç kuşaktır insanlar nefret ettikleri işlerde çalışıyorlar, neden? Gerçekte ihtiyaç duymadıkları şeyleri satın al… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Really, just looking around, you feel a twinge of pity for the poor souls who succeeded in getting past the Pearly Gates. One can't help but picture the lackluster VIP lounge in Heaven, a kind of nona… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Raymond K. K. Hessel, your dinner is going to taste better than any meal you’ve ever eaten, and tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of your entire life. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Rant Casey on DRVR Radio Graphic Traffic: . . . What if reality is nothing but some disease? Chuck Palahniuk
“ Rachel hadn’t invented the dangers of toxoplasmosis; she’d gone online and built an airtight case. This wasn’t crazy talk. Neurobiologists had linked T. gondii to suicide and the onset of schizophreni… Chuck Palahniuk
“ People in the outside world said something stupid with their every breath, and when they didn’t talk their radios filled the gap with the copied voices of people singing the same songs over and over. Chuck Palahniuk
“ People fall so in love with their pain, they can’t leave it behind. The same as the stories they tell. We trap ourselves. Chuck Palahniuk
“ One step to the sink, and I calmly begin to scrub my dripping hands, careful to pick and scrape the words sorrow and tragedy from where they’re lodged beneath each fingernail. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Old George Orwell got it backward. Big Brother isn’t watching. He’s singing and dancing. He’s pulling rabbits out of a hat. Big Brother’s busy holding your attention every moment you’re awake. He’s ma… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Now, smile-if you still can.This is your zygomatic major muscle. Each contraction pulls your flesh apart the way tiebacks hold open the drapes in your living room window. The way cables pull aside a t… Chuck Palahniuk
