“ The way to make most women break eye contact is to run your tongue around your lips. The ones who dont look away, for serious, bingo. Chuck Palahniuk
“ The way to get a babe to act in a blue movie is you offer her a million dollars. The way to get a dude is you just have to ask him. Chuck Palahniuk
“ The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Chuck Palahniuk
“ The thing about being cloned from all those shampoo commercials, well, that goes for me and Brandy Alexander, too. Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a va… Chuck Palahniuk
“ The skin along the parts in her hair, the skin above and behind the doctor's ears, is as clear and white as the skin inside her other tan lines must look. If women knew how their ears come across, the… Chuck Palahniuk
“ The same as if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, you realize, if no one had been there to witness the agony of Christ, would we be saved?The key to salvation is how much atten… Chuck Palahniuk
“ The religious school she went to, growing up, Ms. Wright said how all the girls had to wear a scarf tied to cover their ears at all times. Based on the biblical idea that the Virgin Mary became pregna… Chuck Palahniuk
“ The problem in this case was you can't be a middle-aged virgin in America without something being wrong with you. People can't conceive of a virtue in someone else that they can't conceive in themselv… Chuck Palahniuk
“ The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly. The farther your run, the more God wants you back. Chuck Palahniuk
“ The left half of your brain deals with logic, language, calculation, and reason. This is the half people perceive as their personal identity. This is the conscious, rational, everyday basis of reality… Chuck Palahniuk
“ The ice-cold way death can hit you in the noontime of a sunny day just when you'd never expect. Chuck Palahniuk
“ The bigger the mistake looks, the better chance I'll have to break out and live a real life. Our real discoveries come from chaos. - Brandy Alexander Chuck Palahniuk
“ The big wet face settles down on top of my head, and I am lost inside. This is when I'd cry. Crying is right at hand in the smothering dark, closed inside someone else, when you see how everything you… Chuck Palahniuk
“ The best way to waste your life is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Chuck Palahniuk
“ The Prayer for a Parking Space Oh, divine and merciful God, History is without equal for how much I will adore You, when You give me today, a place to park. For You are the provider. And You are the s… Chuck Palahniuk
