“ Not that I’m crazy or anything, I just want some proof that death isn’t the end. Even if crazed zombies grabbed me in some dark hall one night, even if they tore me apart, at least that wouldn’t be th… Chuck Palahniuk
“ No, it's not fair, but what makes earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven. Earth is earth. Dead is dead. You'll find out for yourself soon enough. Chuck Palahniuk
“ No, I say, it's fine.Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains. Just great, I say. Really. Chuck Palahniuk
“ No matter how many luxuries you get, something will be missing. No matter how carefully you choose, you'll never be totally happy. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Mylife might be little and boring, but at least it’s mine - not some assembly-line, secondhand, hand-me-down life. Chuck Palahniuk
“ My father never went to college so it was really important I go to college. After college, I called him long distance and said, now what? My dad didn't know. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Miss Rona says nothing is gross. Miss Rona says the only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Maybe this is why Misty loved him. Loved you. Because you believed in her so much more than she did. You expected more from her than she did from herself. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Marla's heart looked the way my face was. The crap and the trash of the world. Post-consumer human butt wipe that no one would ever go to the trouble to recycle. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a million hits with a hammer. We're all of us a million bits put together the right way. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Katherine’s theory is that everyone looking to make a new life migrates west, across America to the Pacific Ocean. Once there, the cheapest city where they can live is Portland. This gives us the most… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Just for the record, waking up on drugs with your pubic hair shaved and something plastic stuck in your vagina doesn't necessarily make you a real artist. Chuck Palahniuk
“ It’s worth noting up front that I have always conceived of my mind as a digestive organ. A stomach for processing knowledge, if you will. As a looping, wrinkled mass, a human brain unmistakably looks… Chuck Palahniuk
“ It’s nothing perfect or complete, but this is what I’ve made of my life. Right or wrong, it follows no great master plan.All you can do is hope for a pattern to emerge, and sometimes it never does.Sti… Chuck Palahniuk
“ It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Use the indefinite article.A dildo.Never your dildo.Never say the dildo accidentally turned itself on. Chuck Palahniuk
“ It sounds trite, but only because words make everything true sound trite. Because words always screw up whatever you’re trying to say. Chuck Palahniuk
“ In the modern Oedipal story, it's the mother who kills the father and then takes the son. Chuck Palahniuk
“ In light this bright, after so long in the dark, everything we can see is only black and white. Only glaringshape-outlines we have to blink against. Chuck Palahniuk
“ In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display. Chuck Palahniuk
