Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

If we can forgive what has been done to us . . .If we can forgive what we've done to others . . .If we can leave all of our stories behind. Our beingvillians or victims.Only then can we maybe rescue t...

If the prodigal son had never left home, the fattened calf would still be alive.

If the prodigal son had never left home, the fatted calf would still be alive.

If I turn up suicided in the morning, it was murder.

I've been choking to death for years. By now this should be easy.

I'm not so much a good friend as I am the saviour who wants you to worship him forever.

I'm in love. So kill me.

I'm giving you my life to prove to myself I can, I really can love somebody. Even when I'm not getting paid, I can give love and happiness and charm. You see, I can handle the baby food and the not ta...

I wish I had the courage not to fight and doubt everything... I wish, just once, I could say, 'This. This is good enough. Just because I choose it.

I was planning to buy a dog and name it Entourage. This is how bad your life can get.

I want you to do me a favor. I want you to hit me as hard as you can.I looked around and said, okay. Okay, I say, but outside in the parking lot.So we went outside, and I asked if Tyler wanted it in t...

I want out of the labels. I don't want my whole life crammed into a single word.

I say let me never be complete, I say may I never be content,I say deliver me from Swedish furniture, I say deliver me from clever arts, I say deliver me from clear skin and perfect teeth,I say you ha...

I might be a touch of a sadist and a little bit jejune... but at least I'm not a victim, not any longer. I hope. I hope, therefore I am.

I mean, I'm just tired of being wrong all the time just because I'm a guy. I mean how many times can everybody tell you that you're the oppressive, prejudiced enemy before you give up and become the e...

I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong.We are not special.We are not crap or trash, either.We just are.We just are, and what happens just happens.And God sa...

I know that when a supersexy older girl with hips and breasts and nice hair wants to take off your glasses and to paint you a smoky eye she's merely trying to enroll you in a beauty contest she's alre...

I just couldn't go there yet. Settle for less. I didn't want to process through anything. I didn't want to pick up any pieces. Lower my expectations. Get on with my less-than life. I didn't want to fe...

I don’t ex­pect you to un­der­stand, Adam says. You’re still the eight-​year-​old sit­ting in school, sit­ting in church, be­liev­ing ev­ery­thing you’re told. You re­mem­ber pic­tures in books. They...

I came to Party Crashing because accidents happen. People you love will die. Nothing you treasure will last forever. And I need to accept and embrace that fact.